Monday, October 31, 2011

Zombies vs Babies

Similarities between zombies and babies:

*Sparse, messy head of hair
*Incomplete set of teeth
*Constant oral excretions
*Speaks in moans/screams
*Sharp, dirt-caked nails
*"Funk of 40,000 years" aroma
*Insatiable, aggressive appetite
*Worn, ill-fitting clothes
*Clumsy, random motor skills
*Unstable, lurching walk
*General Attributes - Messy eater, no sense of right or wrong, Bent on destruction, keeps you awake at night in fear, can turn others into a zombie

(I ripped this from the internet. If you created this, let me know so I can give you credit. Normally, I don't pilfer, but this was soooooo good.)

Song of the Day: The Monster Mash

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