Friday, May 11, 2012

Funny Mother's Day Quotes

I'm not very good at being all sentimental, but a good laugh is as good as it gets:

"I'm a mother with two small children, so I don't take as much crap as I used to."
Pamela Anderson

"My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch."
Jack Nicholson

"A suburban mother's role is to deliver children obstetrically once, and by car for ever after."
Peter De Vries

"As long as a woman can look ten years younger than her own daughter, she is perfectly satisfied."
Oscar Wilde

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